(Fonte: tonymystark, via iwillmindfuckyou)

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

(Fonte: tasteofavery, via obrienstbh)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

(via catswithbenefits)

agentbartowski:

teen wolf season 1: oh this is a cute cheesy little teen drama. 

teen wolf season 2: goddamn shit is starting to get serious. 

teen wolf season 3: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO CONTINUES TO WATCH FROM HERE 

(via obrienstbh)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via obrienstbh)

2spook-e:

typesetjez:

c4stlebuilder:

WHY THE FUCK ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS

HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.

Someone waited their whole life to make this joke

(Fonte: ddollface, via thedoctorsfobwatch)

OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP

themeghanchakra:

due to recent events i have heard that yahoo has bought tumblr and there is only one thing for us to do

unite as a family. every fandom; supernatural doctor who sherlock avatar homestuck. every damn fandom. hipster blogs too.

i will not take this bullshit. yahoo is going to do nothing but ruin this place for us.

tumblr blogs assemble

(via thedoctorsfobwatch)

landslidesongbird:

This fucking hurts.

(via obrienstbh)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Fonte: spongebob-daily, via thedoctorsfobwatch)